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"Diet Starts Monday – Funeral’s on Friday" T-Shirt
"Diet Starts Monday – Funeral’s on Friday" T-Shirt
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Product Description – "Diet Starts Monday – Funeral’s on Friday"
Who needs portion control when life’s already hanging by a thread? This shirt is for those who’ve accepted their fate – the real MVPs of late-night snacking and “just one more slice” decisions.
Crafted from 100% cotton, because comfort matters when you’re speedrunning towards your grave. Featuring double-needle stitching for durability, so your shirt outlasts your will to live. Taped neck and shoulders for support – unlike your friends when you say you’re starting a diet.
Perfect for cheat days, regret days, and every day in between.
Wear it proudly. We’re all going out anyway. 🍕⚰️
Material Specs:
✔️ 100% Cotton
✔️ Taped Neck & Shoulders (Stronger than your self-control)
✔️ Double-Needle Sleeve & Bottom Hems (Because you deserve quality)
✔️ Seamless Double-Needle Collar (To survive all those “just one more bites”)
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
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