"Gen Alpha Brainrot" T-Shirt

This tee is for those whose brains are fried from endless TikTok videos, YouTube shorts, and hours spent scrolling through memes that somehow make less sense every day. Forget deep thoughts—who has time for those when you’re living on energy drinks and memes about sloths? Wear this shirt if your brain’s been hijacked by the internet, and you wouldn’t have it any other way.

100% Cotton – So soft, you might forget where you are (but who needs memory, really?)
Taped Neck & Shoulders – Stronger than your attention span on a Monday morning.
Double-Needle Hems – Like your focus, it’s sturdy but hanging by a thread.
Seamless Collar – So smooth, even if your brain’s buffering.
Wear it proudly. Your attention span may be shot, but at least your fashion isn’t."

How's that? Does it match the chaotic energy you're going for?

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General	The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash	Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices